She knows the pricks who took Suzanne.
She's gonna tell us where they're holding her.
I need an arse pole...
for her. Because she's a demon.
I can't tell who's a demon and who isn't.
What if I end up, shoving something up someone and they're not a demon?
That would be awkward.
Okay right, you go wait in the car, before I shove something in you.
If you see someone coming near the house, you call us.
Ah, you make one joke.
Fine. I'll go wait in the car like an obedient, shitty little puppy.
Nice.
Iggy, I know. You should see the art he brings home.
I've got no idea what any of it is, but it looks like he's on acid.
Would you, do you wanna get a coffee after drop-off?
Yeah, we could go to the... the new place with the cupcakes.
Okay, great.
She didn't?
I... No, no one's pelvic floor is what it used to be.
I got hiccups the other day...
a little bit of wee came out.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Alright love. Bye-bye.
Bed time. Yes!
Mum?
-Who are they? -They're friends of mummy's.
You say hello.
Hello.
-You alright? -Hi.
Why don't you let me put him to bed and then we can talk?
Let me put him to bed and then you can do whatever it is you need to do.
Please?
-Okay. -Thank you.
Are you going to drink lots of wine?
I don't always drink lots of wine, you cheeky sod.
That's your muffins to take to school tomorrow.
Don't let them burn.
Do you think one of you could take his muffins out of the oven?
We didn't come round to help out with your home baking.
You want to hurry this along, take the muffins out of the oven.
-Mum, they're gonna burn! -Okay, okay.
Fine!
I'll get the muffins.
There's a cooling tray in the oven drawer.
I think we're done with the muffin talk. Your muffin days are over.
-Amy, you okay? -I'm fine!
It's just the muffins!
Are my muffins burnt?
No.
Say goodnight to Raquel.
-Night, night. -Night.
Sleep tight.
Mind the bed bugs don't bite. And if they do squ...
squish them with a big book...
You listen to me, okay?
No matter what you hear... you stay in bed.
How did you find me?
You dropped your phone at the ice rink.
So I guess I've got it coming for what I did to Sawyer?
You've more than got it coming. And I guarantee it would hurt...
like... shitting a grapefruit in reverse.
But there is one way your little boy gets to keep his mum.
I'll do anything.
The pricks you're with...
they took our friend. Where are they keeping her?
I don't know anything about that.
But I can find out.
I'll make some calls.
Raquel?
- Raquel, are you okay? -I'm gonna need a minute.
Okay no, maybe more like 30.
Don't you even think about going up there on your own.
She's the only way of finding Suzanne.
Amy, don't...
Amy...
I'm Sid the snake.
...Sid the snake.
Good try, cutie pie.
You come to my home, where my son is!
You think this is about you getting your friend back...
You have no idea what's coming down the track!
A big, nasty arse train full of demons!
-Where's my friend? -I don't know.
Where is she? Where is she?
Mum?
Situation critical. Over and out.
The kid starts crying or does anything even vaguely annoying,
you're going to a hotel.
Night, night.
Is he going to piss or shit himself? Because that 800 count Egyptian cotton.
Do you want to stop being a total dick and pour me a glass of wine?
I don't think you should be on your own. You can stay at mine?
Have a sleep-over,
or brush each other's hair and shit.
Will your brother be there?
He's, at work. He'll, he'll be back later.
Okay.
I'll call ya.
Amy?
I know, you're probably about to go do some...
heavy petting slash... intimate touching slash...
oral pleasure slash full, penetrative sexual intercourse...
But before you do that just,
give me a chance to set out my stall, so...
you can make, an informed choice.
An informed choice?
Between me and her dickhead brother.
Yeah, yeah, cause he's the dickhead in the mix.
-Jake... -I know, sometimes I can be...
a rude, graphically vulgar cock mouth, but my heart is pure.
I'd never hurt ya.
I'd never shit on you in either the metaphorical,
or literal sense of the word...
I love you.
So there you go.
Just putting that out there.
Jake...
I really like you... as a friend.
It's a big decision.
It's huge...
Take your time.
I'm sorry.
Night.
Nice try, man.
I'll find you something to sleep in.
I can't stop thinking about Suzanne.
What if they've already killed her?
If they wanted to kill her they p... could've done it in the, forest...
Still don't get why they took her and left me.
The demon single mum said something about big, nasty arse train full of demons,
pretty sure that's not an actual train.
Well, they're not usually this organized.
We need to be ready to kick some arse because shit is about to get nasty.
-Penguin or cow? -Penguin.
Ooh, when you went after the she-prick on your own like that...
That was... very definitely kick ass.
So I'm not just a...
wet, delusional, shitty little princess with a big spoon face?
There's nothing you can do about the spoon face, but the attitude...
Is a whole new you.
Hmm, I feel like my little girl grew a set of balls, lady balls.
It's probably the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Shall I make us some tea?
Yeah that'd be great actually if you could, that'd be...
lovely.
It's a '98 Petrus.
It's really excellent.
You clearly appreciate fine wine...
Help yourself.
Raquel came to my home.
My boy was there.
Do you see me losing my shit and showing myself?
No. When I feel it building up inside,
I find myself an innocent bystander and beat them to death with my bare hands.
And... relax!
I want to suck the life out of her and spit her into the underworld.
Well, for very obvious reasons, I can't let that happen.
You know how important she is.
Why can't you just lock her in a basement until you need her?
Raquel is like a fine wine; she needs time to develop and mature.
We lock her in a basement shitting in a bucket,
she won't be in the right place, emotionally.
-Just chill out. -Chill out?
Chill out?
That blond bitch tried to strangle me, with a toy snake.
I think one of your tits is bleeding.
-She stabbed me with an F-15 fighter jet. -Get her.
'Little miss shit wouldn't melt in my mouth'.
I think it's time we remove her from this complicated equation.
-She's totally ruined this bra. -Well fortunately for me,
you and your bra, I have something that she wants.
I've got a lever. I just need to pull it.
-Hi. -Hi.
I'm having a sleep-over.
I mean, with Raquel. In, in her bed with her.
Okay.
That's a good look for you.
I didn't have anything to sleep in.
-Penguin or cow... -Penguin.
Penguin, every time. Less bovine.
Do you want a beer?
Sure.
Thanks.
Should we talk...?
About the other night, I mean...
Do we need to?
I'd like to.
Really?
Some things are better left, unsaid...
Unspoken.
It's okay, I get it.
You're not interested, that's fine.
I wouldn't say I was, totally uninterested.
So you are interested?
Define "interested".
-You really need me to do that? -No. I'm sorry...
I'm being weird.
Got a lot on my mind.
Been a... weird few days.
What's going on?
Sorry, it's okay. I mean... You don't need to tell me,
- it's none of my business. -It's my friend...
She's sick.
I'm really worried about her.
Sorry to hear that.
I've never had to worry about her before.
She could always look after herself... She's always done exactly what she wanted.
How do you mean?
Well...
She likes a guy, she makes sure they know about it.
-You don't? -Not as a general rule, no.
You just hang around in your penguin costume
hoping that a guy figures it out for himself?
It doesn't usually involve a penguin onesie.
Suzanne's always saying I need to make some moves.
Sounds like solid advice.
There... There's a toy soldier in your hair.
Argh.
Why is there a toy soldier in your hair?
I don't wanna talk about it... I just want to forget about it.
Just for tonight?
Now you.
Mmm.
They're getting jiggy.
-Hi. -Hi.
You weren't up the hill today.
Uh, uh. Yeah. Sorry. I had to, I had to come back to town.
You should see the stars out here.
It's so clear.
When I'm back in town...
maybe we could meet up?
Yeah, I don't know. Things are kind of uh,
crazy at the moment, it's just really, really bad timing.
You shared your hill with me,
the least you can do is let me buy you a drink.
One drink. A shot.
But if you want to down it and go, that's fine.
Hugely disappointing, but I'll get over it... eventually.
Do you want me to beg?
-Okay. -Really?
You've made me a very happy man.
-I'll call you. -Okay. Bye.
Where did you find him?
Burger King.
Sorry.
So it's okay to kidnap me, and keep me prisoner,
but it's not okay to see me pissing in a bucket.
Well, that's a fair point.
Brought you a little snack.
Uh-uh. Before you chow down, somethin' I need you to do for me.
No such things as a free lunch, right?
I want you to call your little blonde friend.
Tell her where you are.
So she will try and rescue me and then you'll kill her.
Well, I like to think it's a little more poetic and complicated than that.
Did you think I was keeping you alive for sheer entertainment value?
Screw you!
-I won't... do it! -We'll see.
Give her a taste.
A little something to wet your appetite.
Get your juices flowing.
Let me know when you change your mind.
C'mon, please.
Please.
You are one slutty little penguin.
You wanna tell me what's going on? Or is this just how you roll, out of bed,
after having sex, with my brother. Cause the sneak out, it's not cool.
I think I can see the future.
-You can see the future? -I don't know. I think so.
-It made me wet the bed. -You weed on my brother?
Not on him, next to him.
I couldn't be there when he woke up. It is beyond embarrassing.
Well, it could be worse.
-Could've made you go number twos... -Oh my God...
You wanna... fill me in on what you've been seein'?
I'm curious-er than a cat.
The first time, I saw Suzanne eating cheese...
-You saw... visions of cheese? -Not just cheese.
I saw Suzanne running through the woods, and then it happened.
I saw her, running through the woods...
Oh so, you saw people eating cheese...
-and jogging... -She wasn't jogging.
It was the exact same moment.
Last night, I saw a guy...
he was attacking you.
-Who was he? -I don't know...
It was like I was there, but there was nothing I could do about it.
It's totally freaking me out.
I... I can't end up like my Mum...
What, did she age really badly? I hear that happens to blonde women.
She said she could see the future. I must... get it from her.
She wasn't as crazy as I thought she was.
Well, there's one big difference between you... and your mum.
-Oh yeah? What's that? -Your mum never had me, dumb-ass!
Alright. C'mon. Hug it out.
Come on. Come on, come get it.
Come get some Raquel love. Come get it. Come get it, come get it.
Come get it, come get it, come get it.
Seriously?
Well, it looks like the... they're pouring out of her lady hole?
I thought that was the obvious, place. You think it should be her arsehole?
No! I do not think it should be her arsehole.
Does it have to be so...
anatomical?
Look, she's a gateway.
It's a metaphor.
Okay... I'll do it.
Oh, well we can change the design of the flyer.
We've already, printed the backdrop at the party venue.
-Are you hearing me? I said I'll do it! -I'm coming!
I swear to God,
sometimes I feel like just fucking off to the Seychelles,
and just forgetting this entire thing...
Right come on you twinkle-toes.
Hi.
Wow. Awkward... I'm gonna get changed.
Kind of ridiculous, walking around... dressed as a cow.
Move, numb nuts.
Moo... Thank you.
Uh, so I woke up this morning and you weren't there...
I wasn't sure what to think.
-I was just... having a cup of tea. -Right.
I just wanted to say that...
It's okay, don't worry about it.
The bedding.
Yeah... I'm sorry about that.
That only happens when it's really good.
Really? I made you...
Oh yeah! Big time.
Ok... uh, well, um, it was good for me too.
It was great.
Sorry.
-Hello? -Amy?
-It's me. -Suzanne, where are you?
I don't know.
They're keeping me in some old factory.
Can you see anything with an address on it?
There's a letter... 83 Smith Street, top floor.
They're coming. Amy...
Nicely done.
Very convincing. I'd believe you.
Suzanne?
Suzanne!
A deal's a deal, right?
No, you said I could feed!
You'll feed soon enough.
-Oh, God! -Cross my heart.
Okay. I have to go to the party venue, see about this backdrop.
You believe this shit?
Gates of hell equals vagina.
Says a lot about the guy.
What should I do with him?
Shouldn't've gone to Burger King.
Don't have to say anything. I can tell.
-It's all in the eyes. -Yup, and between the thighs.
It's fine...
A woman's right to choose,
badly,
I respect that.
It's interesting though...
-Said it's very interesting... -What's that?
Well...
You spend the night with him, but it's me you call
when the shit's about to start flying...
hitting fans and splattering faces.
Give it time.
These feelings have to run both ways, otherwise it's just like...
masturbating into naan bread...
Why a naan bread?
Had an Indian takeaway last night...
some left-overs.
Seemed a shame to waste it.
I saw this building.
You really can see the future?
What? Seriously?
She's half-demon, and you can see the future?
Suddenly I'm feeling incredibly boring and inadequate.
You think I like it?
You have no idea how lucky you are.
Suzanne says they're holding her on the top floor.
Sorry.
Sometimes I wish someone would shove something in my mouth just to shut me up.
-Oh. Like a dick? -No...
-Like a banana. -Something dick shaped then...
An apple or a pear is fine.
Bitch!
Raquel!
Suzanne.
Get Raquel, go!
Are you okay?
-I was so worried about you. -You shouldn't have come.
I couldn't leave you here, you wouldn't leave me. C'mon.
Suzanne, we have to go.
Oh shit! She's gone, c'mon!
They're coming. Let's go!
Suzanne, get in.
-I can't. -What're you talking about?
I haven't fed.
Suzanne, get in.
You'll feed really soon, I promise.
Just hold on. A few more seconds and we'll be out of here.
Hit it.
No.
Oh my God...
They told me to do it.
They made me call you.
They said they'd feed me.
I'm so sorry, Amy.
Amy?
Where are you?
I'm with Suzanne... We're in the lift.
It's stuck.
God.
I don't think I can fight this any longer.
Hey!
Do you remember when we were eight?
And... Matt Lee pulled my knickers down when we were changing for PE?
You kicked the shit out of that little pervert!
You said: "I'll never let anyone hurt you."
And you've never let anyone hurt me.
Never.
This isn't me!
Suzanne, Suzanne, Suzanne!
Everything we've done, everything we've been through together...
I don't care how hungry you are,
you're my best friend.
I've got you...
-Amy! -Raquel, get us out of here!
-Amy! -Amy!
Amy!
I won't let the pricks do this to us.
We're better than them.
-I have to feed. -No.
-What we have... -Amy!
Amy!
It can't end like this.
I won't let it.
Do it.
Amy?
I love you.
I can't live this way.
No!
-Oh my God! Amy! -Are you ok...
-Oh my God, I thought you were... -You're bleeding?
-I cut myself so Suzanne could feed. -Well, where is she?
Oh my God...
Okay. Come on.
Urgh.
Is she dead?
It's horrible.
Did you check for a pulse? The undead don't die so easily.
-A pulse? -Yeah.
Her body was here, and her head was somewhere over there...
and she didn't grow a really long neck.
You are more than welcome to go check for yourself.
I'm so sorry...
You'd have to say that wasn't a total success.
Really?
That little blonde bitch could seriously screw up our plans.
You think opening the gates of hell is easy?
You can't just give them a little push and Bob's your Uncle!
I swear to God...
If I make it through Halloween without having a stroke,
it's going to be a miracle.
You clean that mess up...
and I will try and get our incredibly complicated plan
back on track, huh?
-You think you can manage that? -We're all over it.
I feel better.
Well uh, you can't bottle these things up, you know.
It's not healthy.
We should jet wash these guys off the pavement.
It was my turn... to look out for her.
Screwed it up.
Don't say that... Sometimes there's nothing you can do.
I couldn't stop them killing my Dad.
The shit isn't on us.
There is something we can do. We can find them and we can waste them.
I know you're upset, but...
you're not going to go all psycho on me, are you?
No.
Gonna go psycho on them.
Going to all that trouble with Suzanne. I mean...
they really want to take you out.
-Why? -Think it's because of me.
My dad tried to warn me.
He said there's a real nasty prick out there.
Thanks for letting me stay. Being in the flat, without Suzanne...
It's cool. You can stay as long as you want.
I always wanted to share my bed with a crazy, seeing-the-future lady.
Not crazy... gifted.
And I always wanted to share a bed with a potty-mouthed half-demon.
If we were gay we'd be the world's freakiest lesbian couple.
-Probably get some kind of prize. -Are you going out?
It's Pilates. Uh... do you mind if I go?
-No, you should. -You're sure? I mean...
Go!
Okay.
I'll see ya later.
Hi.
Um, you turning round or do I just talk to your reflection?
I'm turning.
-Hi. -Hi.
So, think we've covered 'hi'.
You look great.
Shut your face, idiot.
This is some unruly shit today...
He's not so good. His cat got run over.
Cat murdering bitch. It was the girlfriend.
Raquel! Raquel!
Sorry, just...
He's the guy, the guy you got in the car with. He's the guy I saw attacking you!
You have to get away from him! Just, get away from him!
Call me!